The house I grew up in used to have this huge tree in the front yard and it's roots used to cause a lot of problems. It lifted the sidewalk up to the house and in front of the house, it would grow into our drain pipes, I used to hit the roots above the ground with the lawn mower and I'm pretty sure I tripped over them before. It got so bad we had it removed. We used to have to hire a plumbing service to come and snake out the drain pipes because some of our pipes wouldn't drain.
One morning I wake up and I head downstairs to get breakfast. I used to stay up late so breakfast was actually Lunch/Dinner time. My mother says "Your father needs to speak to you" with this half smile, half serious look on her face. I walk up to my father and he says "You need to go out front, you gotta pick up those balloons out there." "Balloons?! What?!" I say. "Yes your balloons, go pick them up".
That morning my parents had the plumbing service come out and snake the pipes, they pulled out of course, some roots but also a pair of womens underwear and like 3 condoms. My dad left them out front in the grass for me to pick up. I have no idea who flushed the undies but that was gross, WTF who does that?!
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I am referring to this TMI post. My mother read my blog and reminded me of this incident and recalled everything that happened. Here is what she says: "I was reading your blog site about little singing mermaid. It did not happen at night you were showering at 6am before school. There were NO batteries in the doll.. You kept saying it was Great Grandpa Sam as he had just passed shortly before. We don't know how that doll started singing. It was a mystery. lol love ya mom" Holy Shit! Thanks Mom that creeps me out even more! I knew something was creepy about that damn doll, she haunts me forever!
Last night I went out with a few of my friends and we went to a place that I had never been to before. We were standing at the bar waiting for drinks, just talking and hanging out. These girls were next to us bumping into us and causing us to bump into other people. This guy on a power trip looked at my friend, "M", and said "Hey man you keep bumping into me" and M explained the situation. The guy then says "Aren't you gonna apologize?" M just turned away.
We kept bumping into them throughout the night, not on purpose, and the guy was just a jackass. I over heard him saying that the bartender was his "Best Friend in the whole wide world". The night wraps up, the music stops, everyone is leaving. The lady bartender was having trouble with a drunk obnoxious guy so I was stuck waiting for my bill and we wanted to leave. M was looking at me and saying "What is taking so long" when Douche(the guy we've been bumping into) says "Why do you keep staring at me?!" Like back in the high school days when it wasn't cool to look at someone for more than a minute. M turns to him and says "WHAT?!" and he says "You keep staring at me what's your problem?!" So I say "Are you fuckin kidding me?!" he looks at me and says "No". Then next thing I know M and this guy are in each others face and Douche puts his hand in M's face and pushes his head away which triggers "GO TIME". I am now a spectator as M throws punches and Douche practically runs away. In my peripheral vision I see guys start to gather and I realize he has a lot of friends with him which was why he acted so tough and then ran. The bouncers step in and pull Douche away as he stumbles everywhere and M stands proud as only one bouncer steps in to say "Cool it". I calm M down and tell him "It's cool, he's got a lot of friends here, lets just go." As all these guys come toward and one after the other I say "He's cool, I got him, He's cool." All these guys were pissed because M got the best of their "Boy". Somehow we managed to just walk right out the door untouched. We weren't even escorted out. The rule with guys is the fight starts 1 on 1 and then if another guy jumps in to help their friend and joins the fight instead of just breaking it up, it causes a chain reaction. In this case M was holding his own and Douche got pulled away. If you fight in a bar where the bouncers are friends with the person you are fighting, you may not leave in good condition because there is no one to stop the fight. I weighed the possibilities and we got the hell out of there. In our case I think it was obvious who started it and M explained the situation to a few bouncers so that is another reason we got out without any other problems.
Look, I hate fighting I try to talk my way out of it if I can. I don't think it's cool nor do I think it's necessary. I had a feeling someone may try something just because everywhere we went last night was just a big NUT SACK, Sausagefest. So I had a feeling there was going to be a "tough guy" in the crowd. That's all it takes is one. Other than that last night was awesome! I love hanging out with M, we are like two of the same. We just go out to have a good time and have fun.
Just for the hell of it we decided to go to Jon's Coney Island.
This wasn't as intense as the first time I seen it... It never gets old.
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I get home from work and I'm getting ready to get in the shower and I hear a tapping noise which sounds like it's coming from the window in the living room. Now every once and a while I'll hear noises from the place settling but this was a constant tapping. When I opened the blinds a bird flew away, so thinking nothing of it I close the blinds and continue and then it starts again. So I peek through the blinds without moving them too much and see this...
This continued for quite sometime so I got a different angle.
I got frustrated with the banging and loaded up my airsoft gun and fired a shot at one of the birds which left it stunned for a little while and gave me an hour of peace and quiet. Don't worry, airsoft only shoots rubber pellets, not metal.
I don't understand it, it started getting dark and he finally stopped. Does this mean it will continue tomorrow? Is this bird out to get me?
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